Territoires à Vivres : My Ongoing Nightmare with Comcast

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I think that you are the worst run and most incompetent company in America. Which is saying something because I live in Washington, DC, home of Pepco, which is often rated as one of the least-liked companies in America. Comcast, you make me think of Pepco as a wonderful entity because they provide me light. And electricity that I partake of to use your service which would be fine if it wasn’t for the ignoramuses you have employed with your company. I hate your company so much that I’ve entertained the thought of drilling holes through my lovely home JUST so that I could sign up for Verizon/DirectTV and sign my life away to a contract. I just may call them and offer my eternal allegiance to them just so that I don’t have to use your service. Robert Johnson is alleged to have sold his soul to the devil in order for this exemplary bluesman talents.

Well, I have no talents. But you motherf*ckers have what I need. A check for $129.40 that you all have been “sending” to me for the past two months. Where did we go wrong, Comcast? Where did we go wrong.

Lucky for you, I’m going to tell you, you petulant and indignant bastards.

It all started in June of 2012. This is when I moved out of my apartment and into my new home. On June 26, 2012, I cancelled my service with you all. It was on this date that I returned my equipment (one HD-DVR box and one digital box along with 2 remotes and a cable modem) to your location on Michigan Avenue, NE, in Washington, DC. You know the one, the one where nobody can quite figure out how to get there unless you accidentally make a turn you think is illegal until you realize that holy sh*t, THIS is how I get back there?? Yeah that one under the Metro tracks.

Comcast, I like Metro more than you and, again, in DC, that’s saying something. There are entire websites and Twitter feeds dedicated to how much WMATA’s Metro sucks. And I’d wine and dine Metro and suck her toes and whisper sweet nothings that mean a whole lot of something in her ear JUST for the chance to boot your company to the moon. Moving on.

After returning all my equipment – on that date – I provided my new address to your employee who informed me that because I’d just paid my bill, I was entitled to a refund seeing as you pay in advance for cable service.

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